Auditing -n GOD , heaven and hell

Three men died and went straight to the door of Heaven.
God stood at the gate. He says, 'Only one of you will be allowed into Heaven, two of you will have to go to hell..., so argue your case..'
The 1st man stood up and said, 'I am a priest, I spread your teaching to the world'.
The door moved but remained shut.....
The 2nd man confidently announced, 'I am a doctor, I save lives everyday'.
The door squaked but still would not open...
The 3rd man was quiet...

'Well...'' God asks.
...He hesitatingly mumbled...'I'm an auditor..'
To his shock the gate opened wide for him..
God said, ' Dont say anything, my poor child...you were in hell for so many years...'

To all the auditors out there... welcome to hell

karaoke - REd Box -

Woohaa... going for karaoke now!! so fun.. its for the few of us who managed to get promoted! organised by a group of close colleague. i'm already late !! for this dinner plus karaoke for 3 hours... still stuck @ office.

damn i'll be real late. have to walk to my car, drive there, find parking, walk up to red box and then call for room number and then only can manage to get in to sing song! =)

why cant they just do it @ one utama?????? sigh.......petrol not cheap leh!...

alrite.packing up now... and i'm off to be richard marx and byran adams

Disney's Beauty And The Beast - The Broadway Musical

Before your very eyes, the enchanting love story of beautiful Belle and her misunderstood beast comes alive in a timeless musical extravaganza that has captivated over 25 million people worldwide. This June, the award-winning Beauty and the Beast will arrive Malaysian shores to dazzle us with pure Disney magic. Let your senses be enthralled by its lavish sets, magnificent costumes and unforgettable songs, "Belle", "Be Our Guest" and of course the classic "Beauty and the Beast".

Location: Plenary Hall, Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre

Contact: Ticketcharge at 03-22419999

SOund interesting! lets GO!! beauty and the beast!

Moments like this.....can last for ever

June has been the best month so far to date. It is just the very best month… Gone thru a lot of obstacles and reap a lot from the fast moving month.

I just got promoted! Yes, Promoted. There were a lot of stress in whether I will get the promotion anot this month. And finally the answer has reveal its self! And I an overwhelm by the result of it. Many taught that I would not be promoted, many look down on my career life @ office. Many keep telling me that they have internal information that I am surely out of the Promotion list for July. Many assure me that I have the worst ever rating for performance.

I am happy! And I and also very happy because I prove a lot of people that they were wrong and their internal information Sucks! You people think that by your Internal Sources u can demoralize me?? Hmm.. if ur so Sound on your internal information, why am I promoted? Hmmmm…

Office is a real battlefield for back stabbings, and Politics and Mind Games and oh… Gossips!

Oh did I mention that I am the SIC for the next coming 2 jobs? Haha… so lets see who is the one that is more capable.

If your so powerful and capable…why are u being sent to the filing room to assist the filing people? And why does seniors not assign u to jobs? When u have nothing better to do @ the office? ….hmmm go think about it!

There are so many people that I would thank who has assisted me in the promotion issue. So many of u stand by me when this issue occurred. So many of u stood up and voice up the truth about me. So I would like to say it out loud - Thank You very much! I am truly thankful to have you all around me. Thanks. Just like a lucky angel flying around to save me from horrible Devils!


//Besides that, this is probably the smoothes month ever… almost everything going my way.. and I am thankful to that. All system GO!

Just toooooo happy!

Tigger Happy Mood turns ON!

-=-just too happy…like I strike lottery!!-=-

Fingers Cross…hoping that july would be an even better month!!

Malaysia Richest Man / Woman 2008

Wondering who is the richest man in Malaysia? could it be your father or mother? uncle or aunty??

and understand the reasons for them being so rich and famous! ( everyone's Dream )

Lets Find out...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =)



Berjaya Corp Bhd chairman and chief executive officer Tan Sri Vincent Tan Chee Yioun has joined Malaysia’s billionaires’ club with a net worth of US$1.3bil, up nearly US$1bil from last year, according to the latest ranking by Forbes Asia.
Tan is ranked ninth this year compared with 14th last year.

“Berjaya Corp has bucked the trend, with its stock price up nearly three-fold over the past 12 months,” Forbes Asia said in a statement yesterday.
Tan reigns over a US$4bil combined sales network of enterprises spanning industries from gaming to media, telecommunications, consumer products and retail, to real estate.

Sugar king Tan Sri Robert Kuok topped Malaysia’s rich list again as his net worth increased by US$2.4bil over last year to US$10bil.
Kuok, 84, is involved in many businesses, including Hong Kong property and media, and Singapore's palm oil giant Wilmar.

Maxis Communcations Bhd chief Ananda Krishnan came second with a wealth of US$7.2bil, down by US$200mil.
IOI Corp Bhd group executive chairman Tan Sri Lee Shin Cheng was in third place, with his wealth increasing US$1.6bil to US$5.5bil.
“A net worth of only US$100mil was needed to make the list this year, down from US$127mil, despite the fact that the ringgit has gained 7% against the US dollar,” Forbes Asia said.

The KL Composite Index was off 5% in the past year, but has fallen 15% since mid-January.

Forbes Asia said the collective wealth of the top 40 was US$46bil, up US$3bil from last year.

Puan Sri Lee Kim Hua, widow of gaming tycoon Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong, was one of three women who made the top 40. She and her family are worth US$3.4bil, ranking fifth.
The other two women are Chong Chook Yew, who runs Selangor Properties Bhd, at number 24 with US$245mil, and Datuk Seri Eleena Raja Azlan Shah at 35th place with US$150mil.

People-centric jobs going well 2008 (9MP plans)

The five-year Ninth Malaysia Plan (9MP) has made progress in people-centred projects, especially in poverty eradication, narrowing the urban-rural gap and also enhancing healthcare and education.

The remaining half of the 9MP will see the Government stepping up efforts to improve the rakyat's quality of life via projects that bring benefits, including affordable housing, a better public transport system and food production.
It is learnt the Government could introduce a social safety net for the people, particularly the poor, to mitigate the impact of the surge in fuel and commodity prices.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is scheduled to present the mid-term review of the 9MP (2006-2010) in Parliament tomorrow morning.
In the report, he would highlight the progress of the 9MP objectives so far while also fine-tuning and tweaking the strategies for the balance period with emphasis on people-centred projects instead of infrastructure projects.
When contacted, Economic Planning Unit deputy director-general Noriyah Ahmad told StarBiz that the areas of priority in the second half of the 9MP would be on food production, public transportation and poverty eradication.
She said food production would be given very high priority, which would see the opening of new areas for cultivation of food crops, irrigation and increasing the yield.

On transport, she said, the focus would be to make the public transport system more efficient, with emphasis on railway as it was six times more efficient in transporting goods than roads.
On poverty eradication, she said, the projects were on track to reduce it to 2.8% by 2010. The overall poverty rate had been reduced from 5.7% in 2004 to 3.6% in 2007, while hardcore poverty had been cut from 1.2% to 0.7% during the same period.
Emphasis would also be given to improving the rural infrastructure in Sabah and Sarawak as the Government stepped up measures to develop the states and eradicate poverty, she added.

CIMB’s head of economics research Lee Heng Guie said the mid-term review was taking place in very trying circumstances.
“The economy has not only to cope with global slowdown, unsettled subprime mortgage crisis, but also confront domestic inflated risks arising from the recent hike in fuel, electricity tariffs and growing consumer price pressure,” he said.
Lee said that when the 9MP was tabled in 2006, the global environment was still strong but, at the end of last year and early this year, the global environment had changed a lot. “In the next two years, I expect the Government’s strategy would have to deal with new uncertainties, inflation, and how to sustain the pace of economic growth,” he said.

The economy grew at an average 6.1% in 2006-2007, which was above the target of 6% under the 9MP. Inflation averaged 2.8% in 2006-2007 and is expected to rise in the second half of the 9MP.
Under the original plan for the 9MP, a total RM200bil was allocated for development expenditure and in 2006-2007, the Government had spent close to RM76.3bil or 38.2%, Lee said.

Based on the recent news flow from policymakers, there might be a review of the 9MP projects given the higher costs, he said.
“However, people-centric projects would be accorded priority and the review would take that into account,” he said.

Polis malaysia - Careful for the terrorist!

Just as I reached home last night or so to say its this morning 4am, I saw a red Gen-2 car parked right outside my house. Dint bother about the car cause I taught some visitor was here to visit my neighbors. So I parked my car and as I got down, I heard the car engine was turned on. Being afraid that it was a robber or some underage having SEX or making love in the car, I try to peek and see whats going on…. Too bad my trees were blocking.

So I just went in my house and………I notice that the car is still there for a very long time with the engine running….So I decided to call the cops! Polis Di raja Malaysia.

Polis: Selamat pagi, ada apa kecemasan? Dan apa name Encik?
Tigger: pagi, Nama saya Tigger, bukan kecemasan tapi ada orang yang curigai di luar rumah saya.
Polis: Ada berapa orang?
Tigger : tak pasti, tapi ada kereta Gen2 warna merah di luar, dengan engine running. Dan sudah lama.
Polis: Sila beri alamat encik..
Tigger: jalan XXXX/XXXX
Polis: Nombor telephone Encik?
Tigger : 0123456789
Polis: ok, kami akan hubungi kereta patrol kita untuk siasat apa yang berlaku, jika ada apa apa kita akan
Hubungi encik.
Tigger: alrite , terima kasih.
Polis: selamat malam.,,


So that was the telephone conversation, and I know I am really bad in Malay – (SuckS! Lucky he still understands me!)

Being curious, I sneak out my house and waited for the policeman to take its actions………

To my surprise, the Polis Diraja Malaysia has improve its services to the community….(or probably they taught can get some TEA money!) ahah! They arrived about 8minutes after the phone call……turn on the spot light on the car and got down from their polis vehicle..

They knock on the Gen2 for a few times, and started talking loudly to ask the driver to open his window..
The driver hesitated and the polis were equipped with Machine guns!! Whoa!

Soon the driver open the window and they started talking…. And it was a guy about 35 years old, dress in T-shirt and long pants. The polis question him for bout 15 minutes, searching his car, checking the surrounding of the car and also took him Identification number.

Soon when the Driver left the area, my neighbors all came out to ask the polis officer what happen and whats the reason for the Gen2 to be park @ our street.

To our understanding, the driver is abit drunk and couldn’t remember where he stayed. Therefore he parked his car There to SleeepZZZZ..

Hmmmmmmmph… sounds a little weird rite? Lost his way home? …. What nonsense is that! and u parked right infront of people’s homes. Weird!


The night ended with a Solid good SLeep! and i think the cops got some extra TEA money! hehe= ) coz with such lame reasons the driver gave.. i think they would have taken some tea... coz they talked to him for so long.... ! All well ends well..

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So for those who work late till the weee wee mornings, please ensure that around your street has nothing suspicious and drive an extra round before opening your Auto Gates! To make sure the area is safe! Ok!
Better be safe than Sorry!