
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you ' said the chemist
' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
' I am 96 ' said the old man .
' I don't want an erection .
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. '
Monday, September 29, 2008
One laugh to little//
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leaving on the jet plane...
adious Sibu! now i'm heading back home! back to my origin! had a wonderful weekend @ sibu! till next year! see u all ! thanks sibu people !
alright today will be freaking busy schedule! coz right aftrer i arrived, i would be heading to my office and start working! pray pray i dont have to work till the wee wee morning! cross fingersz! Its like rushing! coz airport back to home, shower, change then drive myself to office and here we go again another week! EEEKks! work!!
i wish i stay in hotel everyday coz its comfortable and best thing is there is room service! clean up my place everyday! going to miss it!
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sepang MME race 31 /8/2008
What a race! The MME race that was held during merdeka 2008 at sepang international circuit. Something new for me to experience, coz it’s a 12 hours race and all those vroom vroom noise vibrating in my head!
Superb race! That lasted till 12 pm midnight! So many nice race cars fully modified, similar to those u see on fast and furious! Damn…. Such great memories I had during the merdeka millennium race. Full adrenaline rush throughout the 12 hours there! Ooo… I like it.
More events to be updated soon!!
I’ll let the pictures do the talking check out what it means FASt cars, Pretty girls. Its a life that all guys dream about!…and I’ll head off to a quick nap! Zzzz tata!














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Stop and Stare..

Stop and Stare
sitting by the hotel window..staring outside the empty town of Sibu. From the 10th floor of Tanahmas Hotel ..u are able to see half the city from the window. Far across the window, u could see the River that circles around the town, the river water looks like so yellow! muddy!
Besides that, u can see alot of old buildings all around this view.nothing really, its like a ghost town.coz there aint many night outing to do here besides going to the Feng Tau clubs or finding for prostitutes.. so fullstop. nothing else u can do here. well then again, if i;m in kl, this time around also nothing much can be done, besides heading down to the local clubs or yam chaing with the pals! talking about my pals, its been awhile since i saw them, due to my hetic schedule around this month and for the coming months ahead.
Anyway to stay free from work but yet have money growing from my backyard?
There isnt such thing, anyway lets not be a SADDIST tonight! got comments for being overly sadist the past month in my blog writing.! lets talk about my hotel! my hotel is really beautiful, the bed is extremely comfortable! makes me want to sleep everytime i lay myself on the bed! wish my house was this comfortable! then i will go home everyday and sleep like a piggy!! (sipping to my heineken beer now) ooo..yam yam.. beeer! over the top this room! nice clean and comfortable! makes me feel like i;m home! dont make me feel like i;m living in a shit hole! trust me! recommend to all of u the next time u visit SIBU, please stay @ tanahmas hotel! about 200Plus a night! but its worth every penny! and also thanks to HONDA, this hotel is fully paid! woot! yes air ticket and hotel and also great food! all for FOC! thats life!
wish i that i'm invited for this type of luxury every weekend! so far the past 4 weekends all have been around sabah and sarawak! been to KUCHING, TAWAU, SANDAKAN, LABUAN and now final destination - SIBU! The power of Dreams!and all this brought to you by HONDA! thanks honda!million thanks.
*bored*
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
Sibu,sarawak 2008
woot! wooot! yes i am in Sibu! yet again, another trip to the east malaysia! suprisingly, sibu feels a lil bit more to home than the other states of the east malaysia!.
it feels like IPOH. coz its not really a big town, but its fill with chinese peeps; cool peeps too! besides that,met some really cool brothers here in sibu.. people here are friendly and i feel safe being aroung them!.. met a few DEEJAYS dj;s today..damn happening peeps!
its HONDA MOBILE ROADSHOW YET AGAIN... will update with pictures of SIBU soon! coz now i very sleepy! cant wait to sleep! !
-=-=- this trip feels very relaxing coz the hotel is very comfortable.serious..very comfortable. staying @ Tanah Emas hotel @ sibu. very comfortable hotel, eventhough its only 3 star! but it feels like 5 star inside the room...good bed and clean!
with lots of love- BABYTIGGER!
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Friday, September 19, 2008
pieces...of fun
I want to go something fun, wonder what should I do to have fun? Feel like I have neglected a lot of things already, since there are so many things that I feel I don’t have time for. How is it possible to create more entertainment to enlighten myself from my daily working life? Many people are always having their time of their life, in their everyday life, doing so much fun things to do …………my oh my, I feel like ShiiiT so much, I suck!
Life sucks.. just wish I can rewind the time to just 2 months ago.. then everything will be alright. I wont feel like what I’m feeling and then I would to the best out of my mistakes. Coz I have seen the outcome of my wrong doings. Wishing so badly to relived my life 2 months ago and restart! How I want to reset the game..and play again,. Hmm. Is there a time machine made available to RESET? Can we reset? Can we can we?
i want to reset it .. For a second chance. Just one second chance will do. And everything will be alright. All fine. We as human always do the wrong thing, coz we don’t know how to think correctly when we are faced with decisions. And tend to choose the wrong decision.!
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