Auditing -n GOD , heaven and hell

Three men died and went straight to the door of Heaven.
God stood at the gate. He says, 'Only one of you will be allowed into Heaven, two of you will have to go to hell..., so argue your case..'
The 1st man stood up and said, 'I am a priest, I spread your teaching to the world'.
The door moved but remained shut.....
The 2nd man confidently announced, 'I am a doctor, I save lives everyday'.
The door squaked but still would not open...
The 3rd man was quiet...

'Well...'' God asks.
...He hesitatingly mumbled...'I'm an auditor..'
To his shock the gate opened wide for him..
God said, ' Dont say anything, my poor child...you were in hell for so many years...'

To all the auditors out there... welcome to hell