One laugh to little//

An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you ' said the chemist
' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man .
' I don't want an erection .

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. '

leaving on the jet plane...

adious Sibu! now i'm heading back home! back to my origin! had a wonderful weekend @ sibu! till next year! see u all ! thanks sibu people !

alright today will be freaking busy schedule! coz right aftrer i arrived, i would be heading to my office and start working! pray pray i dont have to work till the wee wee morning! cross fingersz! Its like rushing! coz airport back to home, shower, change then drive myself to office and here we go again another week! EEEKks! work!!

i wish i stay in hotel everyday coz its comfortable and best thing is there is room service! clean up my place everyday! going to miss it!

Sepang MME race 31 /8/2008

What a race! The MME race that was held during merdeka 2008 at sepang international circuit. Something new for me to experience, coz it’s a 12 hours race and all those vroom vroom noise vibrating in my head!

Superb race! That lasted till 12 pm midnight! So many nice race cars fully modified, similar to those u see on fast and furious! Damn…. Such great memories I had during the merdeka millennium race. Full adrenaline rush throughout the 12 hours there! Ooo… I like it.


More events to be updated soon!!

I’ll let the pictures do the talking check out what it means FASt cars, Pretty girls. Its a life that all guys dream about!…and I’ll head off to a quick nap! Zzzz tata!

something ..

Stop and Stare..

Stop and Stare

sitting by the hotel window..staring outside the empty town of Sibu. From the 10th floor of Tanahmas Hotel ..u are able to see half the city from the window. Far across the window, u could see the River that circles around the town, the river water looks like so yellow! muddy!

Besides that, u can see alot of old buildings all around this view.nothing really, its like a ghost town.coz there aint many night outing to do here besides going to the Feng Tau clubs or finding for prostitutes.. so fullstop. nothing else u can do here. well then again, if i;m in kl, this time around also nothing much can be done, besides heading down to the local clubs or yam chaing with the pals! talking about my pals, its been awhile since i saw them, due to my hetic schedule around this month and for the coming months ahead.

Anyway to stay free from work but yet have money growing from my backyard?

There isnt such thing, anyway lets not be a SADDIST tonight! got comments for being overly sadist the past month in my blog writing.! lets talk about my hotel! my hotel is really beautiful, the bed is extremely comfortable! makes me want to sleep everytime i lay myself on the bed! wish my house was this comfortable! then i will go home everyday and sleep like a piggy!! (sipping to my heineken beer now) ooo..yam yam.. beeer! over the top this room! nice clean and comfortable! makes me feel like i;m home! dont make me feel like i;m living in a shit hole! trust me! recommend to all of u the next time u visit SIBU, please stay @ tanahmas hotel! about 200Plus a night! but its worth every penny! and also thanks to HONDA, this hotel is fully paid! woot! yes air ticket and hotel and also great food! all for FOC! thats life!

wish i that i'm invited for this type of luxury every weekend! so far the past 4 weekends all have been around sabah and sarawak! been to KUCHING, TAWAU, SANDAKAN, LABUAN and now final destination - SIBU! The power of Dreams!and all this brought to you by HONDA! thanks honda!million thanks.

*bored*

Sibu,sarawak 2008

woot! wooot! yes i am in Sibu! yet again, another trip to the east malaysia! suprisingly, sibu feels a lil bit more to home than the other states of the east malaysia!.

it feels like IPOH. coz its not really a big town, but its fill with chinese peeps; cool peeps too! besides that,met some really cool brothers here in sibu.. people here are friendly and i feel safe being aroung them!.. met a few DEEJAYS dj;s today..damn happening peeps!

its HONDA MOBILE ROADSHOW YET AGAIN... will update with pictures of SIBU soon! coz now i very sleepy! cant wait to sleep! !

-=-=- this trip feels very relaxing coz the hotel is very comfortable.serious..very comfortable. staying @ Tanah Emas hotel @ sibu. very comfortable hotel, eventhough its only 3 star! but it feels like 5 star inside the room...good bed and clean!

with lots of love- BABYTIGGER!

pieces...of fun

I want to go something fun, wonder what should I do to have fun? Feel like I have neglected a lot of things already, since there are so many things that I feel I don’t have time for. How is it possible to create more entertainment to enlighten myself from my daily working life? Many people are always having their time of their life, in their everyday life, doing so much fun things to do …………my oh my, I feel like ShiiiT so much, I suck!

Life sucks.. just wish I can rewind the time to just 2 months ago.. then everything will be alright. I wont feel like what I’m feeling and then I would to the best out of my mistakes. Coz I have seen the outcome of my wrong doings. Wishing so badly to relived my life 2 months ago and restart! How I want to reset the game..and play again,. Hmm. Is there a time machine made available to RESET? Can we reset? Can we can we?

i want to reset it .. For a second chance. Just one second chance will do. And everything will be alright. All fine. We as human always do the wrong thing, coz we don’t know how to think correctly when we are faced with decisions. And tend to choose the wrong decision.!

Sandakan 2008 - the power of dreams

The time has come again to embark on another journey to the East! The worst part of this is there will be Sun! Rain! Insomnia! And also lots of other weird new customs that would be waiting for me there for 3days. Not being disrespectful, but people so far in Tawau are a lil different. Same goes to Labuan… 1st is because there are a lot of Philippines, Indonesian there. So ur own personal safety seems to be in danger during the night as they are a lil rascal…kinda.. Heard lots of stories about tawau, that those immigrant would rob u out of the blue… Kidnapped u … Molest u…. and even worst..lots of killings there. True to my own experience – coz we were walking over to mamak stall, some idiot Ass was driving a Proton Wira Grey Colour… just stop his car, wind down the window and Yell at us for no Good reason.. ! and threatens to “Belasah” us… but … then again, we were walking with our good co-workers whom are IBAN, Bidayu, bugis… so we weren’t scare at all.. coz our guys are good fighters!

I mean people there ..those Indonesian and Philippines are really rude!! U know, they are illegal immigrants in our country, but yet they think that they are in their own country! F*off.. this is our country…so shut the GOOOD up!

Because of people like them, our country’s safety has deteriorate.. I don’t mean all of them, there are civilized Philippines and Indonesians too.. but why cant the rest follow those whom are civilized???

Let me pay a visit to Sandakan later and see is there any differences! Wonder do they have anything interesting to do there…. ! OOOOOoooo Had massage last night too! Damn shiok again.. just loved the way they squeeze ur Head till ur brains feels like it just got Squash! Relaxes the inner mind of mine!

With lots of love.. babytigger…

Work- A - Ho-Lic = not so fun...

well its time of the year again, that we need to re-evaluate our useful life. ITs Amortization reasonableness test time! =)

COunt ur useful life, then minus the cost of u being hatched in this world. then less any disposal of ur body parts, and add back any additions u have made to ur body this year and then...................................HACK! whats this la! =)

actually its time for us to reflect on ourselves to see if we have gain or loss this current year of our life. Plus points got GAINS! and Big Slap if u have LOSS!

we need to constanly check on our reality and stop just depreciating without a proper Advantage purpose!alrighty_)

for example - AA works 30-31 days a month, he losses his time spending time with his family, loved ones, friends and pets. But he gain experience that money cant buy. Then again he will loses our in the entertainment that others are having , for instance going clubbing every weekend!, watching the latest movies, shopping, chilling, luxury of sleeping, and many more. But on the other hand, he save money by not spending on all those necessities, Plus he saves for the future!

If other people undserstand AA's reason for working all day long, they will remain as AA's best friends, and Family members would understand, and loved ones will compromise the luxury of those other entertaiment,.

OO...sorry.. today not enough sleep, i dont really know what i'm writing. coz really tired.. ! YES its PUBLIC HOLIDAY but i'm still here working my ass off coz of the tight deadline =)

Work to live, work for future, Fun can be done later part of ur life! Be sensible! =)

Stars are bright, sun is hot, thats the fact we cant change, but others in the sense of our life, we can change, its everchanging everyotherday. even every minute it changes. LEts change to a better life than depreciation in our own VALUE.

*Working @ starbucks now* damn sienx@ coz got caffe Latte Quad Shots!

Random in my life. by Guru Tigger

So many things that is going on around our lifes today. Have u ever taken a step back and look forward? There are many things u might have slip out..coz we are always rushing in doing things, hence we forget who we are and why we are here doing all those things.

Have sometime to look about what u want tomorrow...next week...next month...next year...or maybe next 3 years. There are alot of things that we can achieve it, if we have our mind set towards achieving it. We might fail the first few times, but if u are keen on it....then give your best in trying to achieve things u taught u can never achieve or People who tells u that u can never get what u want in life.

Nothing is impossible, as Adidas uses it as their branding power. I can tell u that, there is nothing impossible in doing. When we do one task at a time, u will realise many obstacles are in the path of ur goal. But why give up and give in to the people or nature that tries to stop us from obtaining it?

This is one thing i have learn in my 23 years of my life, that there is nothing we cant do. All the things we do in since our birth in this world, is what we are today. So will be ever so successful, some will fail in all they do. But we need to be in a positive position in order to be someone better tomorrow. Everything that happens to YOU today, or yesterday or even years before are CAUSED by yourself. Try thinking about this, for example, people that smokes. No body force you to smoke...neither did anyone threaten to kill u if u dont smoke. Those people whom became a heavy smoker, have only THEMselves to blame.

So..if life sucks and its difficult. Why give in to the nature and people who disbelieve us? We always are and have been the only ONE that MOULD us to become who we are today. We can always change the way things are in our lifes. If things are Sucky now, why dont we try and relax...just to free the mind from all the negatives that is floating around us.. Change the negative energy to a positive one. YOU can start by changing things that we have done in the past that has prove us wrong. We can SHAPE our future into a better one. Just by believing in yourself + an action plan to kick start us from our lifes to be a better one in the comig future.

With a clear mind, our taughts will flow in naturally! CLear of all those sadness, hatred and negative energy!

-=-What we do today Echoes eternity-=-
Words of wisdom by Guru Tigger. GT!

Up up and away!!

LAst post before i fly! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Flying !!! nothing fun! but have to fly. sigh, coz i cant drive over to Tawau! ahha=)

Alright Boarding the Plane plane plane now.. =)

lots of love and luck simmering to all the readers! hugs!

No worries, i';ll be back home sooner than u think..yes sunday =) booohoo! cant wait to be back home! home sweeeetie home... just the most comfortable place to be! just in time for MOON CAKE festival!

till ur away from ur home in such frequency, u will miss ur home! coz its a gREAt place to be!

Tawau, here i come

Here we go again...! off to Tawau tomorrow in the wee wee morning, coz i have to be @ tawau before 12noon. For the Honda Mobile road show! yeap yeap! we are coming over to Tawau! so peeps from tawau, Feel free to visit us @ our Mobile roadshow! geng geng geng!...

damnnnn.... have to fly off again..its another tired weekend i can feel it! the jet lag, the hot weather, the new society that i;ll be mixing with this weekend! and also not to mention, i heard its a scary place to visit! lots of Gangsters in Tawau.

Yikes! so better stay in hotel most of the time! to be safe! Today is thursday, and its september... haven feel that its any different from august yet. Sept is suppose to be a good month. we shall see..we shall pray...! cross fingers that "it" will come back by myside this month. i long for you.. where are u... why u left me and let me suffer in this missery! come back.. come back.. i beg BeG you..come back to my side.

*for those who know me personally, will know what i mean:"
Adious!

market selling fishes....

When I was young, I always taught that life was very easy and fun. When I am old, I realize that things out in this world are not simple at all. Almost everyday we have heartaches and downturn. Things don’t seem easy anymore. We have to face many different faces almost daily. Not everyone is pleasant nor give u their heart when they are talking/assisting you. People are just so Selfish, and no more “yee hei” as they Chinese say this is loyalty. No more brothers/sisters that would stand up for u at all cost. They will only be by your side if and only IF they have benefits to reap from you.

Evil as it may seem, the human race have been adapted to the idiotic environment, so that they them self don’t get hurt. But why cant we all just be friends that would help u at any point of time? And why don’t u help ur friends at every possible moment without thinking of any benefit in return.

I always believe, if u help someone today, be it ur friend, family or stranger, the good in helping will return back to you when u really need it. People from around the world that u don not know them, will come and help u back. It could be a complete stranger.

Try thinking hard, if there is incidents that people come and help u, without asking for anything in return? ? ? ? ? …. I’m sure there are people out there destined to lend u a helping hand when the time is right. So friends, why don’t u help more people and not hope for any benefits in return. Its always way better to be doing noble things, than Evil things to people around us.

Helping one today, would have save the guy from its misery. !

With lots of love,
Babytigger


why dont we all stop selling fish and start to buy fishes instead! selfish (SUCKS)

Just Speechless..

Something to look at when u have really absolutely nothing better to do! Then feel free to view the following pictures. >>

Got these pictures from a forwarded email and taught it was pretty cool to share it around with u guys… and girls.. There are a lot more, but I cant reveal them here coz its very sensitive! And I don’t want to create any Drama with this blog site of mine! *teeeheee*

Enjoy...

Mobile Honda Road show 2008 Labuan

Back from all the traveling last weekend. My oh my.. Labuan is really a weird town to me. Coz its really Out date! – it’s a living Village there. It’s a very small town. Nothing much interesting to do there besides hanging around their biggest shopping mall but its still smaller than our smallest shopping mall in KL. Oooh.. they have like 2 KFC over in that island, but there is no MACDONALDS. Yeah..no MCD! Don’t ask me why, coz I really don’t know..

The island is very warm and wet.. during the afternoons, its freaking hot!, and during the evening it rains heavily! I guess its because Labuan is an island. So the weather is a lil whacky! They have a lot of pubs there but non are “clean” coz all of them has prostitutes in it waiting for Customers! Don’t think ur handsome or good looking that’s why u have girls flocking over u… its because they are all Whores! Doink! Doink! All of them are there to work, they are not ordinary girls going pubbing/ clubbing! Heads up!

As for me, during the night all I did was hanging around in my hotel room, having long bath and watching Disney Channel. This is really interesting, as I haven’t been watching Cartoons for like Ages! And its given me back my childhood! And I feel young again! =) **Tee hee** I love being childish! It really relaxes me down! Its truly relaxing…coz I have such a wonderful 5 star hotel – the Grand Dorsett Hotel. And guess what, it’s the only 5 star in Labuan! Wooot! The room is really big and I had a Queen Size bed! Ding dong! Nice! And the Toilet is very comfortable, very big dressing table, a full length mirror in the toilet, long stretch mirror tooo! Simply marvelous.! 3 days like being a King!


I would like to Thanks Honda Malaysia and Honda Labuan, for providing me with such luxury weekend @ Labuan.

Pulau Labuan - Sept 2008

What an island.. u know why: coz its really a place to be when ur retired! coz its all kampung style. serious! shops closes @ 9pm., Food for 24 hours doesnt really exist!, all they are famous for are their Pubs! but i havent beeen to one yet.

And the population of people in labuan are majority malays- bout close to 80 % are malay people, chinese is like every 50 malay, u see 1 chinese. Speaking about indians - is even lesser!

The malays groups that i was mentioning are being added up with their local , orang iban, bidayu and many more. OOOOH.. they also have alot of philipinos here. Really alot!...=)

Dont feel like home at all.. maybe i'm too used to be in Kuala lumpur, which have so many things to do...kua..

I mean, there is this cinema in this island which can only fit 30pax ! wooW...mini cinema! The only fantastic thing about labuan is - they have duty FREE! smokes, liquors and chocos! thats the best !

HAving my meiji panda chcoco biscuit now! =) happy!

*just cant wait to go home* - nothing better than home sweet home*

PLUS point- the hotel is really nice! =) muaxs!!

here we go again!!!! Labuan time!!

hi hi...

last post before i take my flight to labuan!! woot! wooot!...

And this is where i'll be staying! yahooo!! wooot!!

babytigger is off to labuan now! hugs!!

will update more!

The power of Dreams - Honda!
yes yes...honda !

Escape the daily pain

It’s a horrible August! Never felt worst! August this year sucks big time! Trust me when I say it sucks. If ur in my position of life, u will think it stinks too!*PHEW!!*

It stinks since the first week of Aug, and I tell u it was really drastic for that few weeks! Hmmm..how can I describe it, let me see… Ooo0h kay, it’s the feeling like u have been in an accident, road accident, its so painful and bleeding all over but u just dint die. “understand the feeling/??” its so painful u just wished u died! In the accident, but no…NoOOoo u dint die, instead u are suffering even more coz ur alive! I just want to end my misery ! yes
M-I-S-E-R-Y! or u can call it melancholy!

God must be to busy looking over other people’s shoulder and forgotten that I existed! =( , that’s why I am being into such depression + painful month! God , if u are reading this, please send me ur guardian angel, to raise me up from my sorrow!

“we are someone today, but tomorrow we could be no one” – Dead-

“yesterday is history, today’s a mystery, tomorrow is a surprise!” -hope-

Are u smarter than a 1st Grade student??

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "